This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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