found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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