Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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