He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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