Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He had one of those small greek statue penises
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
