i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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