its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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