Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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