I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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