we have officially lost it.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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