Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
