Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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