used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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