I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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