I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she smelled like a LAN party
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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