i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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