her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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