Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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