THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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