Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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