you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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