I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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