i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize