how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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