if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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