So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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