If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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