I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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