Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
