i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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