remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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