This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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