There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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