That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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