she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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