Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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