I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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