it hurts more in the daytime
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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