So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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