I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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