Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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