you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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