Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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