I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I love having hate sex.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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