my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I am available for nakedness
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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