need another drink. this is the easiest way
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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