Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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