the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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