The maid of honor just puked.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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