jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Found the puke drawer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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