No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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