Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.