Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.