Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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