Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".