in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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