Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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