so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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