when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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