you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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