i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My life is pants optional.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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